Mike Tyson vs Brad Pitt

Mike went on the Conan O'Brien show to promote his one man show in Las Vegas, "Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth—Live on Stage" and tells the tale of how he showed up unannounced at Robin Givens' house for a post divorce booty call but Robin was already there with Brad Pitt...
Mike explains...

During our crazy marriage, I'm saying, 'You're a thief, you're a gold digger,' and (she's like), 'You're an abuser, you beat me up!' but... I was just a young kid and I missed my wife.

"I go to the house, I ring the buzzer and no one's there. I go back to my car... and she drives up... with the handsome Brad Pitt. I thought, 'Oh man, I'm not gonna get no p**sy. F**k!'"